Hee, I can totally imagine Martha having that monologue in her head (or even out loud, LOL). At some point I felt like I could ship her with Nick (especially when he was all "I'm madly in love with her"). After that, I shipped her with Clive because OMG, so awkwardly brilliant. But frankly, I could pretty much ship her with anyone or no one at all: my only OTP on this show is Martha/Justice or something :)